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The best dream ever- Hollywood & Tom Hardy =P

on 13 May 2015
Assalamulaikum

Lat night, i had one of the most amazing dream =D. Hollywood giler. But in the dream, i wasn't myself. I was this girl :-

-Lindsey shaw, 
from Ned Declassiffied Nickleodeon show-

In that dream, i was lindsey. Lindsey is kinda a girl-next-door . Her mom called her princess, because she has this lady attitude, so much grace and even excellent in academic. Then one day, something happened. Her brother was arrested on the accusation of being a pedophile, at the same time lindsey was suppose going to college.

With the scar, she went to college. She lived in this dorm with all the party people. So she changed. She became this bitter girl with all the hatred to the world. She spited it. She had one barbie doll, next to her study table, beside her door. Then one day, she had reached her point. Before she went out, she looked at her barbie doll. She saw her barbie doll moved. Like the doll was shaking her head or something. Then she yanked the barbie's head from the body, went to one of friend's room and threw the headless barbie to her. 

So she went to this fancy place. She met this politician. And the next thing i remember suddenly lindsey already dragged the poilitician's body inside the hole. Before she hide the body, she threw the barbie's head, together with the politician's body. So lindsey now is a killer, murderer.

She went back to the fancy place ( 5 star hotel-alike, i guess ) , and was in an elevator. She was trying so hard to close the elevator until a man and a woman came in. She tried again, pushed the button and the door was closing. Until a hand stopped the elevator, and the man was :-


- Tom Hardy ! Auwuwuwu yeaahh !!-

He was stopping the elevator from closing, with a group of black coat men standing before him. And then Tom arrested Lindsey. In the interrogation room, Lindsey didn't admit anything. But she said this to one of the police "what makes them ( the politician ) so different than us? ". Due to lack of evidence, Lindsey was released. When Lindsey was signing a paper, she can feel that Tom was kissing her hair so lightly.

At home, her mom was so sad at Lindsey then she said "why do u have to make me feel like this ? First your brother, and then u ". Lindsey was sad upon her mom was liken her with her brother.

Lindsey entered her room, then she saw her picture. Its written on the top of the frame,'Princess'. She then made some chocolate milkshake and thought, "If i ever go to prison, im going to miss this milkshake", Then a knocked at her door. It was Tom Hardy again, and he said, "we found another evidence", while holding the headless barbie.

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The End.

Aku terbangun. Terpegun. Weyh, best giler mimpi aku. Cam Hollywood habis ! Best giler, Bole bwat novel tak LOL . Even some tak make sense at all, its a dream right ??

And u guys tau kan, some of the dream is actually based on our subconcious ? It makes sense to me because all this is actually in my head for a long time:-

1. Pedophile brother 

Ni tak lain tak bukan kes Nur fitri azmeer nordin. Student math MARA yang kena sentenced penjara 5 tahun sebab atas kes pedophile. Aku memang wondering sangat2 kenapa budak 23 tahun boleh ada 30 000 video budak2 ? Pedophile memang penyakit or what ? Sangat menyalahi naluri manusia, so memang aku sangat terkejut dengan kes ni.

2. Lindsey berubah jadi dark and emo bila kenal kawan2 kuat party

Sebab aku baru habis tengok Death Note punya anime. LOL. Kan Light jadi evil sebab dia bosan dengan sekeliling dia yang tak adil ? Sebab tu Lindsay jadi jahat

3. Killed a politician

Tak laen tak bukan kes 1MDB and Tabung Haji bail out dengan pembelian RM 188 million for 10 acres lot. Sebab aku memang ambil tau pasal kes ni. Meluat aku orang gelap kan duit rakyat nak pergi haji, sebab nak bayar hutang dia lepas habis joli. 

4. Tom Hardy

Need i to explain more ? He was effing gorgeous with magnifique acting skills,with alluring and sexy voice . Aku minat gila dia tahap bapak punya gila. Aku asyik teringat kat dia since this movie trailer came out :-


-Film : Legend -

10/ 10 will watch ...owh Tom...my TOM =D

5. Etc....

Tapi aku tak tau kenapa aku jadi Lindsay Shaw. Yeah she is gorgeous, tapi aku lagi minat Emma Watson and Emma Stone, ahaks. Aku tak tau kenapa Lindsey pergi cabut kepala barbie, and aku jugak tak tau kenapa Lindsey suka chocolate milkshake. Sebab aku tak minat pun milk shake. Kenapa princess pun aku tak tau ? Aku bukan 'princess' gitu, kalau korang kenal aku, korang tau aku punya heartless attitude. Hehe. Betapa aku tak kisah pasal siapa kah Jovian Mandagie and his latest raya collection ( ni semua sebab Qistina. Dia asyik tunjuk insta Jovian. Hahahah ), and other stuffs.

Im hippies remember ?

Iyyyyy, kalau la mimpi ni bole bersambung. Best nya =( ....nak mimpi Tom Hardy lagi. Wuuwuwuwuw

Tu je

Sangat excited den haa, lol what...

Okie, watashi wa nak pi study Biotech

Wassalam

Fairytales are Camels**t .

on 25 January 2013
salam
 

As i just finished my study,  TIME is all i have. Waahh, hidup macam pwincess !! Bangun tido, makan, tengok tb, online, baca buku, tido balik.

So apa salah nya if i spend ma time for updating dis blog of mine ? So here it goes......

 FAIRYTALES sangat mengarut

So i found this fairytales book by Grimm brothers. Korang kenal kan Grimm brothers ? Cerita Cinderella, Rapunzel n Sleeping Beauty were created by them. Disney just sugar-coated cerita2 Grimm Brothers to " HAPPILY EVER AFTER .....! "

Duh..

Do u know that actually to fit into the glass slippers, the Cinderella's step sister potong diaorang punya betis ? POTONG !

Do u know that actually Rapunzel is raped by a man who is married until pregnant ? Bukan saved by prince ? Heheh

Do u know that actually in the end the little mermaid turned into BUBBLES because she doesnt have the heart to strike the blade into the prince's chest ?

HEHEHE. KEJAM GAK

Anyway aku nak summarized this one tale that i just read & laughed so loud sampai mak aku pukul peha suruh diam . Hua3 :-

Ada seorang perempuan yang sangat pemalas sehingga pada suatu hari mak dia pukul sampai dia meraung2. Kebetulan ada seorang pemaisuri menaiki Porsche sedang lalu di kawasan tersebut lalu bertanya , " Weyh, apsal kau pukul anak dara kau ? Dia hack facebook kau ke ?", tanya si pemaisuri.

" Bukan, tetapi dia terlampau rajin mengait benang sampai wa takde duit nak beli benang dah. Rajin woo ", bohong si ibu sebab malu ada anak dara pemalas.  Kagum dengan propa si ibu, pemaisuri berkata, " rajin ek ? Saya suka, saya suka. Mai la datang istana saya, banyak benang perlu dipintal ". So anak dara pemalas tu pun duduk dekat istana tu.

Sampai je di istana, pemaisuri bagi dia 3 bilik penuh dengan benang dan berkata, " Disebab kan kau sangat rajin, kau pintal la semua benang ni. Kalau kau dapat siapkan semua ni, aku nk kawin kn kau dengan Aaron Aziz. Eh salah, anak aku, si Putera Kacak ".


Hari pertama berlalu dengan si anak dara menangis sepanjang masa. " Eja benang pun aku tak tau, camne aku nak pintal !! ", akibat dia x pernah tolong mak dia dulu, sekarang dia langsung xtau pape. Sedang dia meraung2, lalu la 3 ahli sihir yang sangat hodoh:-

1) Ahli sihir 1st -  Tapak kaki yang sangat besar
2) Ahli sihir 2nd-  Lidah yang panjang terjelir2
3) Ahli sihir 3rd-   Mata yang sangat sepet

Ahli sihir tu tanya " Apsal kau? PMS ke ?? ". Lalu si anak dara cerita kan kesemua nya. Ketiga2 ahli sihir bersetuju untuk tolong si anak dara dengan syarat bagi ahli sihir ni duduk dekat meja VVIP on the wedding day. Anak dara dasar pemalas, so dia setuju saja.

Besok pemaisuri tengok, " Wah, kau memang menantu idaman! Malam ni gak aku kawen kan kau ! " . So malam tu pak pak gebung gebung gebung bunyi paluan kompang tanda si anak dara dah jadi bini putera tu. So seperti yang dijanjikan , ahli2 sihir tu duduk dekat meja VVIP. Putera tu tengok n tanya si bini baru, " Oh Honey madu, sape gerangan mereka? VVIP plak tu ? ". Lalu bini menjawab, " Oh diorang tu sume auntie2 belah bapak"

Terkesima dengan kehodohan tetamu VVIP, putera tu pegi meja diorang n tanya , " Apsal kaki kau besar sangat ? Apsal lidah kau terjelir2 ? Apsal mata kau sepet sangat ? " ( kuang ajo tanya direct lak tu )

Lalu jawab mereka,:-

1) Kaki aku besar sangat sebab lama sangat pijak mesin memintal benang
2) Lidah aku panjang sebab lama sangat jilat benang
3) Mata aku sepet sangat sebab lama sangat tengok benang

Lalu putera bepikir " Ni kalau bini aku pintal benang lama2, dari secantik Emma Stone bole jadi buruk macam Lord Voldemort ". Dan sedemikian la, si bini baru a.k.a pemalas dibanned daripada memintal benang selama2 nya dan dilayan seperti puteri. Dan hidup bahagia selama2 nya.....................




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N aku tutup buku sambil ketawa berdekah2 sampai nak kuar anak tekak. Da heq ?? Bodo gila cerita ni. Dah la pemalas xnak tolong mak dia, tipu plak pemaisuri, guna taktik kotor nak kawen, then ending die hepi je. Mengong !! Sepatut nya ahli sihir tu bermadu dengan pemalas tu, sebab dioarang yang pintal benang. Cheh !
 
 
- Janji dapat dduk meja VVIP ye dok ?? -
 
Itu  saja. Ahaks.

Wassalam