salam
It takes no slutty-experiences to detect kaki pompuan. All u need is BRAIN. Feelings ? Those are juz u being horny after watching Edward Cullen's desperation to keep Bella alive.
So juz like u, i had message with guys, not many, but still got numbers. I did that bcoz i was curious about the 'kapel2' thang & also bcoz of the uncontrollable teenage hormone. Blame the anatomy. Not Greys Anatomy, McDreamy is not dreaaammyyy at all.
Luckily, i was intelligent enough ( ehem ) to utilize my brain and did successful scanning of 'kaki pompuan'.
Easy peasy but not cheezy.
Yang paling top dalam senarai ' The CHEAPEST TACTIC EVA ' :-
* kejap ye awak, saya nak solat
* sori lmbat, pegi mengaji tadi
* isshh, awak jangan balik lambat sangat tau, risau saya.
* saya sayang awak cam saya sayang adik pompuan saya
* x chat ngan boyfren ke ?
* saya x pandai, x hensem, x kaya
I get that a lot. Then they wont hear a thing from me eva. Kalo betul ko mngaji or solat n stuffs, ko xkan message2 + flirt ngan strangers. Please jangan gunakan agama untuk nafsu kau. Aku pelik la camne ada girl yang bole fell to this cheap tactic.
So dipendekkan cerita, my love one just had her first boyfriend. I dont mind really but she had my suspicious instinct aroused when she told me her 'boyfren' semalam dompet hilang, so lapar n gastrik, then the next morning she bought him McD.
ITS BULLS**T. Dompet kau hilang, x pergi report polis, siap boleh lak cakap IC & LESEN MEMANDU je yang x hilang ( bende paling penting dalam dompet ), pastu mintak pompuan belanja McD ?? Ma love jugak cerita laki ni selalu minx pompuan je kol, laki tu jarang kol.
Owh, i know this type of guy very3 well. He is 'Kaki SPEDO' . Dia yang romatik akan kikis duit kau sampai ko terbelelek jatuh miskin. Then he will leave u like a speed of lightning. Pompuan ni pemuas nafsu die je.
Silap ma love one gak, terlalu percaya kat lelaki yg die baru kenal 2 minggu kt WeChat ( Lisa Surihani x terlibat tau ) . Aku xnak buat die terasa yang aku x approve tapi stil; marah aku meluap2, so aku mintak permission si love one untuk 'uji' this kaki spedo.
& may i say some men are just plain stupid .
It was sooooo damn easy.
Inferents : That spedo is juz playin with her.
Hypothesis : The greater the money & lust are offered, the greater the speed spedo will dumb her
Materials : 1. Wechat profile pic yang gedik
2. Message2 yang flirty , gedik, n alluring.
Method :
-Add spedo kt wechat
-Gedik2 x igt dunia
-Berlagak cam orang kaya
- Sampai spedo kuar kan statement :-
" Eyy, mana ada gurlfren la"
" Saya chat ngan awk sorg je"
" Belanja saya besok "
" I love u "
-spedo ajak dating
-bye spedo
Results:-
One hour:-
Mintak gmbar aku
Two hours :;
" I chat u sorang je. I x pandai la message2 ngan pompuan' " I xde gurlfren la "
Three hours :
" Jom la support i sabtu ni. I maen untuk Malaysia. Petang i jemput. nanti kte balik sama2"
" I nak show off kat kawan2 i . Ingat dioarang je ke yang ada girlfren"
" I love u "
One day :
" Belanja saya besok " ( aku gtau aku keje kat butik & agak masyuk )
" U pakai nombor apa ? " ( suruh aku kol )"
BLOCKED at WeChat. BYE SPEDO
Results: Spedo is PROVEN SPEDO !
He was juz playin with her n her money. Nasib baek la die x slut, kalo x dah hilang maruah dah ( yes that guy did offer smthin )
Its EASIER than i thought. Aku target 2 minggu untuk mission ni, tapi dia panggil aku 'gurlfren' die within TWO FREAKIN DAYS. Nampak bonar x ikhlas. Penipu.
Taruk gambar hot sikit, gedik2 sikit, blakon cam cheap bimbo sikit, dah meleleh. Ur so easy so & so plain stupid, spedo.
Womens' heart are not meant to be played. Yes, u did it, berjaya mainkan entah bape ramai la pompuan, aku tak tau. Tapi kau x pikir one day anak kau akan kena maen gak .
She seemed hurt, kinda. Nampak la termenung2 . But she will move on.
N please to XX genes, please play HARD TO GET. Jangan la murah sangat. Maruah tu rendah sangat ke ? Jangan mudah dipermainkan.
RAISE YOUR STANDARD.
till then
wassalam
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